There is a chart measuring this picture’s WTFness. It is written in math you don’t understand, and its trajectory peaks somewhere high in the troposphere.
LIBERACE.
DA FUXXX?!
Got this bad boy at the legendary voodoo donuts in Portland. As seen on man vs food. It didn’t disappoint.
Not even sure what to say. This is ridicks.
Fuckin’ Christmas time.
Mother has been very busy at work with her new job, so she sent me on some errands. Filled with Christmas spirit, I obliged. I was asked to go to the See’s store. Not usually the exciting place, today was exceptionally so.
I went to a total of 2 See’s stores today.
I saw:
- 1 dwarf
- one mentally unstable middle-aged man in a helmet who insisted on sitting upon his mother’s lap, even though she was in a wheelchair
- a man with a prosthetic leg wearing a sandal and a moccasin on his normal foot
- a businessman, who upset by the fact they lost his order, proceeded to consume an entire tray of free samples
- An elderly couple who removed their teeth to consume their free samples
I left with:
- 9 bags of dark chocolate foil bags
- 60 See’s pops (assorted of course)
- 430 boxes of assorted lil’ pops (15 cases in case you were curious)
- 8 free samples (I ate 1…) probably could’ve nabbed more if it wasn’t for that gluttonous businessman.
It’s been an exciting day.
